Stuff I hate

Today, my loyal readers (all 2 of you), you will learn about stuff I hate. I originally didn't think I hated too many things, but now I am reconsidering this notion. I have a long list. I'll spare you the petty ones and leave you with the good stuff:

Hate #1: I hate ordering a coffee (XL Hazelnut, decaf, extra cream and sugar) only to wait behind some bozo who has ordered 5 breakfast sandwiches, 3 bagels with cream cheese, 2 coffees and a dozen donuts. I am already late for work and now I am even later because we had to wait for the people to make you a full course meal for 6. It frustrates me. No, it infuriates me. I love Dunkin Donuts coffee. I am a loyal patron at least 5 times a week - often visiting twice in one day. Therefore, I feel obligated to share my ideas with them. I have suggested they implement 2 lines: one line for JUST coffee and another line for coffee "and". I am still awaiting a reply from DD on this matter.

Hate #2: I hate when people tell use the word "retarded" to describe someone's behavior. Words hurt, so think twice. Sentences like this make my skin crawl: "Hey man, that's so retarded of you." or "Why are you acting so retarded right now?" or "I always seem to get retarded after a night of drinking!" Um, no. Consider using another word to describe the situation - the dictionary is FULL of words that will make your chat better. Maybe you really meant to say "Hey man, that's so crazy of you" or Why are you acting so silly right now?" or "I always seen to get wild after a night of drinking!" See? I'll call you out if I hear it...and no one likes to be embarrassed by me. 
 
Hate #3: I hate walking into a public bathroom only to find there is 1) pee all over the seat, 2) a toilet that should have been flushed 3 uses ago, 3) no toilet paper and 4) someone who rudely cuts ahead of you in line because "it's an emergency". Please prove it is an emergency by peeing your pants. Also, flush the toilet and wipe off the freaking seat.

Hate #4: I hate seeing moms who dress younger than their teenagers. This is insane. If you are in competition with your daughter because you want to feel young, hip and adorable again, you need a reality check. Stop wearing her boyfriend jeans from J.Crew and give her back the necklace that her friend, Julie, bought her for her birthday last week. Furthermore, no one wants to see your very tan cleavage or the thong you're wearing. Pack it up, sister.

Hate #5: I hate when you go into your closet at the beginning of the summer, confident that you've lost some weight since last year, go to try on all those "end of the season bargains" you bought for cheap and realize nothing fits you. You look like a pink and green pig in your bathing suit, the shorts that were too big last August now make your legs look as if they were crammed into a sausage casing, and the shirts you bought are so tight that you have a small layer of back fat creeping towards your boobs.

What are some things that you hate? 

Tomorrow, I will tell you 5 things I love, starting with my most favorite!