Milly and Pip

Milly and Pip Phillips are the dogs lucky enough to live with us. They have pretty swanky lives. Milly enjoys the finer things in life such as $12 plush squeaky toys, sleeping in a human bed under the sheets and being blow-dried every morning. She also enjoys judging me when I tap dance in the house. Pip, on the other hand, does not enjoy the finer things...he likes doing athletic and gross stuff: catching a Frisbee, playing with $1 squeaky teddy bears from Target, peeing on the floor, and eating the crotches out of dirty underpants. He doesn't like to be caught doing bad things, but it happens at least once a day.

Milly

Pip

Me, Milly and Pip